Overheard at the Society Hill Hotel bar last evening:
Man: Well, it looks like we’ve done it all: lunch, breakfast, and now dinner.
Woman: Yes.
Man: What’s next? Should we get married?
Woman: No.
In other news, I made a noteworthy integrated false pun sighting yesterday. In Philly’s Suburban East Station, there exists a smoothie shop named … (wait for it) … The Enerjuicer.
In more encouraging news, my Sing that iTune! widget appears to know all the words to Public Enemy’s “Cold Lampin’ With Flavor.” So that’s something.
The Procrastination Salon 
The False Integrated Pun
I like that! I’ve been calling them, generically, *groaners*.
Will keep my eye out for some today!
Overheard at the Society Hill Hotel bar last evening:
Smoooooth! What a dork. They never learn, do they?
Eeeeeww! How I hate cutesy, punny names for businesses. What’s the matter with people?