What Not to Say on a Date, No Matter How Well Things Seem to Be Going.

Overheard at the Society Hill Hotel bar last evening:

Man: Well, it looks like we’ve done it all: lunch, breakfast, and now dinner.
Woman: Yes.
Man: What’s next? Should we get married?
Woman: No.

In other news, I made a noteworthy integrated false pun sighting yesterday. In Philly’s Suburban East Station, there exists a smoothie shop named … (wait for it) … The Enerjuicer.

In more encouraging news, my Sing that iTune! widget appears to know all the words to Public Enemy’s “Cold Lampin’ With Flavor.” So that’s something.

2 thoughts on “What Not to Say on a Date, No Matter How Well Things Seem to Be Going.

  1. Overheard at the Society Hill Hotel bar last evening:

    Smoooooth! What a dork. They never learn, do they?

    Eeeeeww! How I hate cutesy, punny names for businesses. What’s the matter with people?

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