Cashier at campus market: Do you like these noodles?
Me: They’re my favorite. They are by far the best instant noodles I’ve ever had.
Cashier: Are they filling?
Me: Yes. And tasty.
Cashier: Let me ask you this: If you could have everything you love about these noodles, but in a shake, would you have that instead?
Me: … No. I would still prefer the noodles.
Cashier, with conciliatory gesture: Okay! It’s your world!