Rooby: Mom, what’s that glowing thing on your mouth?
Me: I think that’s my lipstick?
Rooby: Why is it there?
Me: Well, I’m teaching a class today so I put some on because I thought it would look pretty.
Rooby: [concerned stare]
Me: You don’t think it looks pretty?
Rooby: I guess it does, but Mom, look at your mouth. It just looks a little sad.