Me: [racing around the house this morning trying to tidy up before the housecleaners arrive]
Rooby: [innocently kicks throw pillow off the couch while eating breakfast and watching television]
Me: OMG DO NOT THROW THINGS ON THE FLOOR, CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO PUT EVERYTHING AWAY?? THROWING THINGS AROUND IS THE *OPPOSITE* OF WHAT I’M TRYING TO DO. THE CLEANERS ARE COMING, YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, WHAT DO I ALWAYS DO WHEN THE CLEANERS ARE COMING??????
Rooby: Get mad?