Art. 

Rooby: [stands on chair at dinner table and extends leg to stool at breakfast counter]

Me: No no no no no no NO. GET DOWN. 

Rooby: But I’m holding on to the table and this is my sculpture. 

Me: But it’s dangerous and I don’t want you to hurt yourself, not even in the name of art. 

D: Most people who hurt themselves in the name of art are men, and they’re what we like to call “jackasses.”

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