Rooby: [stands on chair at dinner table and extends leg to stool at breakfast counter]
Me: No no no no no no NO. GET DOWN.
Rooby: But I’m holding on to the table and this is my sculpture.
Me: But it’s dangerous and I don’t want you to hurt yourself, not even in the name of art.
D: Most people who hurt themselves in the name of art are men, and they’re what we like to call “jackasses.”