Today’s show-and-tell at daycare is for things that begin with N.
Me: What will you bring?
Rooby: A nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-newspaper!
Me: Nice! What other things do you think people might bring?
Rooby: How about…nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-neg?
Rooby: Yes, “neg.”
Me: What is a “neg”?
Rooby: It’s a kind of water that lives in a broken swimming pool.