1. I have packed only one dress for a 3-day conference, and it has a child’s chocolaty handprints all over it. 2. A movie in which a sorceress hypnotizes a golden retriever to attack a child during the filming of a holiday-themed TV commercial. The heartbreaking look of reluctance on the dog’s face just before it goes for the jugular. 3. I stop someone from throwing out an unused tub of old bath product, then discover that it’s gone bad and try to throw it out myself, and struggle to dump it into a garbage bag, which turns out to have a hole in it, so the product, which was a scrub but has become like urine, runs everywhere except where I tried to put it.