[On the bus home]
Me: I really should have peed before I left work.
Rooby: Do you not have a bathroom at your work?
Me: I do, but I didn’t use it!
Rooby: When you are at work, do you have a teacher?
Me: Well, when I’m at work, I’m the teacher.
Rooby: Mama! When you are at work, you are the teacher to all the grown-ups??
Me: I’m not the only teacher but, yes, sometimes I teach other grown-ups.
Rooby: THAT’S SO FUNNY.