Santa.

Rooby, in the bath, covering her chin with suds: Hello, Mama!

Me: Oh, hello…Santa?

Rooby: Yes!

Me: Did you bring presents for Christmas?

Rooby: Yes! [Hands me invisible present]

Me: Thank you. What is it?

Rooby: A snake.

Me: Wow! Thank you!

Rooby: YOU DON’T EAT IT.

Me: Okay.

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