Rooby, in the bath, covering her chin with suds: Hello, Mama!
Me: Oh, hello…Santa?
Me: Did you bring presents for Christmas?
Rooby: Yes! [Hands me invisible present]
Me: Thank you. What is it?
Rooby: A snake.
Me: Wow! Thank you!
Rooby: YOU DON’T EAT IT.