1:36 PM me: CHECK READER
NOT TAKING OFF CAPS LOCK TILL WE SEE IT
1:37 PM D: that’s the day of the christmas party
i guess we might could make it
but we’re driving all the way to nyc on the next day
Please note that this conversation took place via Gmail chat while we were both under the same roof. This is why communicating—and by “communicating” I mean demanding things—by computer is the best.