Lady Z is driving D to work.
D: So tell them if it’s gonna cost $400 or less, to just go ahead and make the repairs. But if it’s gonna be more like $800, we’ll have to wait till you get paid on Friday.
D: And if it’s gonna be more like $1500…
Lady Z: WE CANNOT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT POSSIBILITY RIGHT NOW KTHANX.
Lady Z: So if it’s $400 or less——
Car Repair Guy: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lady Z and Daisy Mae are walking home from the Car Repair Shop. From behind, they hear a car approaching with an awful rattling, crunching, grinding noise.
Lady Z lights up with a surge of schadenfreude.
Lady Z: Hey Daisy, that car sounds worse than ours!
The car passes them.
Lady Z: Oh. That car is ours.