The joys of used car ownership in three sketches.

1.

Lady Z is driving D to work.

D: So tell them if it’s gonna cost $400 or less, to just go ahead and make the repairs. But if it’s gonna be more like $800, we’ll have to wait till you get paid on Friday.

pause

D: And if it’s gonna be more like $1500…

Lady Z: WE CANNOT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT POSSIBILITY RIGHT NOW KTHANX.

2.

Lady Z: So if it’s $400 or less——

Car Repair Guy: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

3.

Lady Z and Daisy Mae are walking home from the Car Repair Shop. From behind, they hear a car approaching with an awful rattling, crunching, grinding noise.

Lady Z lights up with a surge of schadenfreude.

Lady Z: Hey Daisy, that car sounds worse than ours!

The car passes them.

Lady Z: Oh. That car is ours.

One thought on “The joys of used car ownership in three sketches.

  1. My mom just put $600 into mine to fix the ball joints, brakes, and change the oil. I just dropped 250 on my grandpa’s car just to fix the brakes cylinders and change the brake pads on the back. I feel your pain.

    CB

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