Today is your 30th birthday. Did you know you have the same birthday as Clark Gable? It is true! The internet told me so.
You should know that I did not buy you a Segway Experience of any kind for your birthday.
Nor did I make you a cake.
I did not even obtain an OH NO…THE BIG 30 FOIL CASCADE CENTERPIECE from canada.partymart.com.
It’s like it’s not even your 30th birthday AT ALL. But just wait til you see the song and dance routine Daisy and I have been working on.
❤ ❤ ❤ U 4EVAH OLD MAN,