Anonymous, i.e. Auntie She-She, has complained that my blogging has become lazy, and, as usual, she is correct. I do not promise to address this problem.
Today D and I went to the Toronto Zoo with his aunt and cousins, who are visiting this week. Here is what we learned: sting rays are gluttons for attention and heavy petting; the creepiness of cockroaches is directly proportional to their size times number; red pandas are the cutest damn things since snow leopard cubs; camels are goofy; giraffes pee a LOT in one go; and Siberian Tigers are now called Amur Tigers, and they are also invisible.
Tomorrow night we’re meeting some friends in Niagara Falls. If you never hear from me again, it means I won big at the casino and decided to start a new, more glamorous life. Or that I’m too lazy to post anything. But probably the new, glamorous life thing.