Tweet roundup.

  • 12:49 Chewing my way through a whole pack of stale gum bc it seems wasteful to throw it out. #
  • 14:54 OK. 1,2 3, GO. #
  • 16:51 I used to think professors all had stashes of sherry and scotch in their offices. I don’t have one. Why not? #
  • 19:45 if the dogs escape again, I’m letting them go and reclaiming my life. #
  • 20:02 If anyone out there will adopt Easter, I’ll throw in Daisy too. Free gift! #

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One thought on “Tweet roundup.

  1. “I used to think professors all had stashes of sherry and scotch in their offices. I don’t have one. Why not?”

    You should. A flask, at the very least. And a hollowed-out book to hide it in.

    “If anyone out there will adopt Easter, I’ll throw in Daisy too. Free gift!”

    Ah, you’re in that phase. It passes. Just not as quickly as you’d like. 😉

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