Draitumpt in the beraptic arsidell.

In another breakthrough on the procrastination front, some absolute genius named Neil Hennessey has devised a Jabberwoky Engine. It works thus:

JABBER produces nonsense words that sound like English words, in the way that the portmanteau words from Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky sound like English words.

When a letter comes into contact with another letter or group of letters, a calculation occurs to determine whether they bond according to the likelihood that they would appear contiguously in the English lexicon. Clusters of letters accumulate to form words, which results in a dynamic nonsense word sound poem floating around on the screen with each iteration of the generator.

JABBER realises a linguistic chemistry with letters as atoms and words as molecules.

My initial output:

aveadiac
astrealla
psam
arsidell
indainic
beraptic
bery
chen
gric
endesers
quordrin
draitumpt
ersister
erishomme
enus
ores
kopestin
ionse
essi
tusigie
fing
holo
ruiste

The “astrealla quordrin” sounds like a nice place to go, “indainic” and “draitumpt” sound like moods I’ve been in, and “fing” is obviously the future profanity derived from our ephemistic “eff-ing.” I shall start propagating it.

And now, my code-literate friends, who wants to figure out a Jabberwoky Engine screensaver for me?

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