Of course the week that I’m supernaturally prepared for work started off with a snow day. I couldn’t be more delighted. Not only did I not have to put on pants today, but by lifting nary a finger, I’m now fully prepared through the first half of next week.
1. I ate leftover pizza for breakfast at 1pm.
2. I’m teaching porn on Thursday.
3. In twenty-four hours I should be free of the wretched cast.
As a blue-haired boy once said, “Everything’s coming up Millhouse.”