Things that are true.

I’ve decided to make an ongoing list of Things That Are True. One day I will publish my findings and you will all thank me. Hopefully with presents.

Things That Are True, Item #1: If some evening you are bored enough to set your cell phone to ring Salt n Pepa’s “Push It,” the next morning, you will forget to turn your phone off before your morning lecture, and it will ring in the middle of your explication of “The Rape of the Lock,” and hilarity—at your expense—will ensue.

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