But I am delighted that you seem to be living it up as only The Celebrity really can. From IMDb celebrity news:
Fiennes Caught in ‘Pool Romp’
English actor Ralph Fiennes incurred the wrath of a Belgium hotel boss after he reportedly frolicked naked in a swimming pool with four women. British newspaper The Sun reports The English Patient star, 44, and his female companions disturbed guests at the Hotel Tuilerieen in Bruges. Hotel manageress Patricia Homble says, “I wasn’t happy about it.” Fiennes is currently in the stunning Belgium city filming comedy In Bruges, which also stars Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson. Last month, Qantas flight attendant Lisa Robertson was fired from the airline after she admitted she had sex with the actor in a lavatory during a long-haul flight in January.
Am I the only one who didn’t know our dear Ralph was a naked-frolicking member of the mile high club? How did I miss this? I guess it’s because I still confuse Ralph with his character in The English Patient. With whom, I might add, I would be quite happy to frolic naked in a swimming pool, or anywhere.