The latest in the “Sinister or Satire?” file: bloggers can’t figure out if LoveGodsWay.org founder Donnie Davies is a brilliant comedian or a bonafide nutjob. Neither can I. Either way, he has helpfully provided a comprehensive list of bands that will make you gay if you listen to them. If he’s right, I myself am gay about a million times over. Huzzah!
(These bands, on the other hand, will not make you gay. Donnie does not specify whether these non-gay-makers have any kind of antidotal effect on the gay-making music—whether, for example, one can counteract the gay effects of Elton John, The Polyphonic Spree, or Kansas with a heavy dosage of Falling Up, Jars of Clay, or (perplexingly) Cyndi Lauper. If anyone out there would care to take one for the team and let us know if these bands actually make one less gay, we’ll send you some Le Tigre, Queen, and Judas Priest (???) stat and get you gayed back up in no time.)