Arrrr! ’tis international talk like a buccanneer tide, matey.

It’s that time of year again, ye scurvy dogs! In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I will be reading all of the internets through Sydd Souza’s Pirate Speak Translator, and I encourage you to do so as well. I also urge all but the saltiest of sea-dogs to watch this instructional video before attempting any Talking Like a Pirate. You will learn, among other things, how to speak out of the thromborax, and why the correct grammatical construction is not “That there be a buxom wench” but “That there wench be buxom.”

Ahoy!

3 thoughts on “Arrrr! ’tis international talk like a buccanneer tide, matey.

  1. Here be some pirate jigs to motivate all who need motivatin’.

    Bogg and Salty be a band for the knee-high sea dogs, but once or twice a year do they gather up the saltier set in a tavern, and after much rum and Pabst do they entertain with shanties.

    Yar, do I love Portland.

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