China hits puberty.

According to Reuters, Chinese boobs are getting huge!

BEIJING (Reuters) – Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.

“It’s so different from the past when most young women would wear A- or B-cup bras,” Triumph brand saleswoman Zhang Jing told the Shanghai Daily from the Landmark Plaza of China’s commercial hub.

“You…never expect those thin women to have such nice figures if they are not plastic.”

Who knew if you fed Chinese women, the weight would go straight to their bosoms?

And why doesn’t that work for me?

8 thoughts on “China hits puberty.

  1. And I thought they were packin’ dim sum

    You know, Lady Z, I was actually planning a trip to China this summer for a journal issue I’m editing, but now I’m having second thoughts. Having grown up in the midwest, and now living in Texas — both …. ahem…. overflowing with voluptuous types — I was looking forward to all of those lithe little bodies. And of course, you know my current taste in women. Oh well. Maybe I’ll go anyway and see if I can’t get my trip partly funded as a freelance model scout for Gent or one of them other big titty mags.

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