Me: None of you has seen the movie Mimic?
Me: But it’s so good! It’s about assimilation, and multicultural anxiety, and giant bugs eating people in the New York subway!
Student: Was it ever even out in theaters?
Me: Of course it was. It was popular. It came out when I was in college.
Student: …so, like, in the mid-seventies, right?
Me: Oh look at that. You just failed my class.