Me: Who do you think would play me in the made-for-TV movie of my life? One of the Olsen twins?
Z: Both of the Olsen twins.
Me: Yeah, each one could take a side of my very complex personality.
Z: Who would play me?
Me: A monkey.
Z: Could I do it with the Olsen twins?
Me: No, stupid. The monkey playing you would do it with the Olsen twins. You would do it with me.
Z: Are you twins?
Me: This conversation is over.